Stereotypes FTW!

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08/16/2020 at 15:26 • Filed to: None

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Edit: When I’m this guy’s age (in another 20 years or so ) I hope to be driving a Vette too.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 15:33

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At least he’s wearing a mask!

No fanny pack or bluetooth headset though.


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 15:41

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Germs can’t jump through loosely knitted gardening gloves!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 15:43

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nice Altima


Kinja'd!!! Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 15:43

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Handicap S pot, New Balance, Shirt with American flag. Yep we’re nearing peak newish ‘vette owner stereotype.

Is that a dog in the car too?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > fintail
08/16/2020 at 15:43

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Also just a belt, no clip on suspenders. 


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 15:51

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A left asspocket full of flip phone? Or diabetes strip reader? What’s in the cart? Bottles of mountain dew? Or Wal Mart mountain lightning?


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 15:56

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I’m sorry, are we mocking what appears to be a veteran for enjoying the fruits of his labor?


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 16:03

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+1 for dog!


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 16:11

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Not quite a complete stereotype since he's wearing a mask.


Kinja'd!!! onlytwowheels > Grindintosecond
08/16/2020 at 16:11

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It’s all beer. Looks to be Goose Island IPA and Guiness Draught Stout.


Kinja'd!!! Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Grindintosecond
08/16/2020 at 16:12

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Guinn ess & Goose Island IPA


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 16:25

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Someone’s having a party


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 16:37

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T his is what every male oppo turns into when they get old, (do I even detect dark socks with those white sneakers?)


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 16:45

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Does he not know it’s summer? He should’ve switched to short pants before going out!


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Just Jeepin'
08/16/2020 at 16:52

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Nobody is mocking anyone. Just highlighting the “old man driving Corvette” meme that everyone loves to bring up here. 


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/16/2020 at 16:55

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Let me ask this question: would you feel comfortable sharing these comments with him?

“Hi guy, my online chat buddies think you probably have an asspocket full of flip phone.”


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Just Jeepin'
08/16/2020 at 16:58

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What’s the concern trolling all about? I have no control over what other people post. I’m more impressed he has two cases of beer. 


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Just Jeepin'
08/16/2020 at 19:30

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I respect a man who drives a C6 Corvette, but I admire a man who carries a flip phone. If you feel like you have to carry around a pocket computer I suppose you’re going to get a bar-of-soap phone. But if what you want is a tele phone, f lip phones are better phones than bar-of-soap phones.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/17/2020 at 04:55

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did you walk past and say “good morning boomer?”


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/17/2020 at 11:42

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Heh . No, more like “Thanks for your service” (he was wearing a Vietnam vet shirt/hat” and “Cool car ya got there”.